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The Old Mississippi State Capitol, also known as Old Capitol Museum or Old State Capitol, served as the Mississippi statehouse from 1839 until 1903. The old state capitol was added to the National Register of Historic Places in 1969. In 1986, the structure was designated a Mississippi Landmark and became a National Historic Landmark in 1990.

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Leslie Buchbinder is a Chicago-based documentary filmmaker and founder of Pentimenti Productions, a not-for-profit organization founded in 2010 that produces educational documentary films focused on visual arts. Buchbinder is most known for her directorial debut film, Hairy Who and the Chicago Imagists, which has received laudatory national & international press coverage. She also serves on the Committee on Prints and Drawings of the Art Institute of Chicago and the advisory board of the Chicago Film Archives.

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